So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Randomize
