I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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