I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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