Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
sex in a hospital.. check
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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