It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
