hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Randomize
