Whats the glycemic index on semen?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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