She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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