I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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