Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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