is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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