she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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