fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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