It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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