She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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