When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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