Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
she pinky promised me she was 18
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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