She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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