it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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