Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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