I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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