why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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