I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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