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say what?
wanna hang out?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i think i scared a bird with my dick
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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