it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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