imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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