i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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