Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
accomplished twins. life is a go
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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