Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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