Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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