I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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