She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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