i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
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Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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