I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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