I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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