your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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