I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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