Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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