When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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