Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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