this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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