K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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