What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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