It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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