apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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