Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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