i don't plan on having that self control this summer
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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