He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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