She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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