You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Rumble strips road head = magical
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
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I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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