Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I deserve this hangover.
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