Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Best friends brother. Beat that.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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